why did the joke need crutches? because it was lame.

Hi people!

I seem to be garnering a reputation as a lame-r as of late.

Hmm.

HOWEVER…

However, people, I have, RIGHT HERE, proof that there are actually people lamer than yours truly.

What: Two (2) SUPER LAME riddles from Merv [a.k.a Mario :P, but I highly doubt he'll be reading this... Haha.]

When: This evening

Where: Old Town Kopitiam, outside Tesco, The Curve

Other Victims Present: Ho Wai, Ben, Tracy, Adrian and me

Materials Used: Toothpicks, unbelievably gargantuan amount of lameness -_-

[Note: The toothpicks have been photoshopped to be more visible.]

RIDDLE 1

Orange: Random innocent four-legged animal with tail

Question: How can you help the animal avoid the spear by moving two (2) toothpicks? [No, you cannot move the spear itself -_-||]

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*TADAAAA!!!*

*Badabing!* Aahahahahahahahahaha. *coughsplutterchoke*Okay. Brace yourselves for the second, EVEN lamer riddle!

RIDDLE 2

Question: By moving one (1) toothpick, how can you make two (2) fishes from the fish above?(Answer below)
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NAAAAAH!!!!! Lame enough anot?!-_-”

Yes, we were pretty speechless too.

PS. I’m supposed to be blogging about a certain competition (as I’ve promised many people) but it will just have to wait… no mood to resize pictures + a tad of depression = no entry…